Why do you do this to me? P.S. I like it
After all my loved up talk about Blue Valentine prior to actually watching it I can now say, with certainty and light, that I was correct. This movie destroyed me. And also validated me. I am not the only person in the world with strange feelings. A relationship is not a fucking shelter in a storm. There can be love and hate and confusion between people. Relationships are not cut and dry and...
I wonder (who will buy me some amazing make-up?)
I am mostly a Clinique girl, because I like the old lady-style packaging of the whole shebang but MAC is appealing to me with their Wonder Woman Colour make-up of justice and prettiness and bad-assery. Are they for reals? Yes. The onlyquestion is: why did it take MAC, or anyone for that matter, so long to come up with Wonder Woman inspired make-up? Who is running the make-up show? RuPaul, I am...
Three pointers poolside, bitches
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend, after many years, finally left me. He packed a very compact suitcase and rolled it outta my life. The next day (in dream time, obviously) we were scheduled to compete in a very lucrative (maybe?) swimming pool basketball game. There were many participants, including his new blonde girlfriend (I’ll pull your straw-bale hair out with my teeth and...
Like you just don't care
My heart is so warm right now that I’m concerned that it might in fact explode from the joyous heat. This is an important lesson to us all: if you win an award, toss it and your hands in the air like you just don’t care because you will look fucking amazing, like you’re actually enjoying yourself. It’s a rare and special morsel of delight.
Swan days are still sorta happening
Here I praise. This is decadent, without adding extra pounds, delicious without the need to brush, floss and rinse, extravagant and elegant and classy and fun and just plain fucking an inspiration to people who like to be inspired by winks and nods and hearty hugs, not a gong to the groin. I am going to fight the urge to backlash against a certain individualwho arrived to an awards ceremony in...
And then I came down
I ate a whole bunch of these a few hours ago and even though I had a very normal amount of sleep (not just for me, but for normal people) and I ate a proper breakfast and lunch filled with whole grains and vegetables (beets even) and drank lots of water and I got to pet a really cute kitty and then I saw people that I think are just swell and have been having all around a quite delicious day...
Waiting is for waiters
I am getting close to the bottom of my book stack at home. The bedside table can almost breathe (except it’s clogged with a variety of underpants, stockings and tights - suck it, you stupid bedside table) and yet I am loathe to purchase my usual crapload of books as I really, really, really, for reals, for honest and for true want to read the new T.C. Boyle. The thing is, this hot number...
Three things to tune me out (so don't even bother)
Conversations can be boring for a variety of reasons. The speaker is not engaged, the listener is distracted, the speaker goes off on tangents, or the listener asks the speaker to repeat a point over again. These are niggling points, things that could happen to anyone in the course of any day on any topic. However, there are some topics so odious to me that I tune out immediately, without hope...