February 2012
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Disclosure
This morning I said to myself, “DDB, you are totally like Michael Douglas in Falling Down. You are feeling that feeling of the whole world being against you and you are angry and confused and upset and you just think everything is unfair and you are this close to having to repair your shoe with newsprint, and will probably go steal some guns from gang members and then you will shoot those...
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We could have had it all
After an awards show I usually have a lot of feelings. I mean, sure, I’m talking through the whole thing and shouting at my TV and giving hell and heck and high fives all over the place, but when it’s all over I am amped up and not ready to deal with those feelings and need to get my ass to sleep. Often I go to bed a little tipsy, on opulence and/or drink, and in the morning the...
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Bonus Time
I don’t know what people be doing when they’re not waiting until Bonus Time to buy their make-up. Bonus Time is a magical period when you can buy fancy department store make-up and get free things! Products! Shiny glosses! Rosy blushes! Shimmering shadows, and glittering highlighters and sleek liners that make eyes look like Bambi’s! Who are these folks buying fancy make-up and...