This movie is creepy-pretty-awesome-stylish. So, all the right things. You’ll be all surprised and stuff, but then you won’t be really, because you’ll be all, ‘yeah, I knew something like this was going to happen because Almodovar likes to mess like that, but I didn’t really know what was gonna be what.’ Also, the music. And the stylishness. And the creepiness. Watch it. Just drink it in. It’s for the best.