I would assume that 100 of the 101 things in this book are different methods of smashing the toaster oven in a rage, or other modes of destruction of this useless gadget. If you have a toaster or an oven, and do not live in a university dorm or a fridge box-sized home, I see no reason for anyone to own a toaster oven. Bread can go in a toaster. Everything else can be baked or heated in a oven. Hooray. We’ve solved one of life’s infinite mysteries. Even a tube of cookies, though i can see how well-suited they are to the toaster oven, will still come out tasting like saccharine garbage when baked in a regular oven.

Fin.