I’m gonna get older in a few days, but you know what cheers me up? OMG and stuff. There are so many otter cakes for me to covet. Like this homemade number with the smiling fish.

I love you too! For this, I would change my name to Jordan.

Hey there, fondant! Nice fish.

Look at this adorable little weirdo.

Sure, this is more of a wedding cake, but c’mon, klassy. With a ‘k.’

Truth be told, I probably don’t want to eat any baked good shaped like an otter. It’s weird. I know it. And still…the idea of two of life’s greatest creations coming together please me. Yup. I’m pleased. And also disgusting.